operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

@1 hour ago with 457931 notes
#funsicles 
bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via caloricallyslantedeggplants)

@4 days ago with 265227 notes
#funsicles 

exahvier:

Get to know me meme → [3/5] current celebrity crushes → Jeremy Renner

I have a bad sweet tooth. I’m pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.

(via parkerplumber)

@4 days ago with 28694 notes
#jeremy renner #hawkeye 

solarcrashx:

one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!” and she looked down at her mcr shirt and back up at the guy to say thanks and frank fucking iero was in the drivers seat of that car laughing his ass off 

(via parkerplumber)

@6 days ago with 31734 notes
#my chemical romance #mcr 

the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

image

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

(Source: bitchpleaseteachme, via mishasminions)

@1 week ago with 573379 notes
#marvel 

These experiences are one of the things Natasha and I have in common.
We’ve both had our heads messed with way too often.

These experiences are one of the things Natasha and I have in common.

We’ve both had our heads messed with way too often.

(Source: cappyrogers, via hankmcoys)

@3 days ago with 843 notes

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

image

(via caloricallyslantedeggplants)

@4 days ago with 51629 notes
#funsicles 

scifigrl47:

brandxspandex:

I think I’ll let these speak for themselves.

Magneto’s adorable tho

"Luke Cage: Responsible for the Tiara fad of 1973" is the BEST THING.

@6 days ago with 5978 notes
#marvel 

alicexz:

My series of paintings done for the Doctor Who comics series! (Well, the first three, at least… wink wink.) They are the covers of the #1 issues for each respective Doctor - Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth. It’s the first time I’ve released the artwork without the titles and whatnot - this was a MAJOR project for me this year, started all the way back in 2013 - I’m proud and honored to be so deeply involved with an official project like this. Here’s to more covers and Doctor Who in the future!

@6 days ago with 25107 notes

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via hankmcoys)

@1 week ago with 5146 notes
#doctor who #fav couple